Sunday, July 22, 2007

About Me

I grow and deal raspberries for profit with a sideline in compost. I like the kind of gypsys that sell pegs but dislike the kind that steal lead from your roof. I one day hope to make my own christmas cards. The ratio of people that irritate me to the people who don't is 50:1. My greatest achievement to date is tax fraud. Deathclock says I'll die when I'm 103. Shit. I have an autistic cat.

If my words touch you, please don't touch them back.